Howard Stern, Artie Lange, and Heroin Legalization

Posted on April 13, 2009 
Filed Under heroin, legalization, opiates

On other shows, cast member Artie Lange’s heroin addiction would have been covered up. On The Howard Stern Show it has been openly discussed. Thanks to this honesty, heroin and opiate addiction myths have been toppled for millions of Howard Stern listeners. Some of these misconceptions are:

1. Heroin Affects Your Functioning – Opiates do not substantially interfere with functioning like alcohol does. They can with extreme usage, but even for hard-core addicts maintenance levels do not necessarily create functional differences. Studies have found that doctors addicted to opiates are just as proficient as their peers. The cast of The Howard Stern Show has not been able to tell when Lange is using. Lange has been extremely tired on some shows, but this was because he had a brutal schedule and was up all night driving to Delaware for his heroin – not from the pharmacological effects of heroin. Moralistic listeners want Lange kicked off the show for his usage, but as Howard Stern has said, “He does a great job … I don’t have a problem with him. He does what he is supposed to do.” (1/5/09)

2. Heroin Users Are Monsters – The large majority of people who try heroin do not go on to become addicts. [On the show it has been revealed Stern, Chris Rock (9/24/08), and David Arquette (4/16/07) have used heroin and never become addicted.] And many people who do become addicted lead relatively normal lives and never resort to criminal behavior. Of course, these responsible and conscientious addicts are invisible to mainstream America because they hide their habits well and do not get caught up in the criminal justice system. It is the out-of-control and dysfunctional users whose asinine behavior gets them in the papers and on COPS. Heroin and opiates do not chemically change your moral compass. Other cast members of The Howard Stern Show have accused heroin of turning Lange into a liar. But as Lange has argued repeatedly, he only lies when honesty about his usage would endanger his job.

3. Legalized Heroin Would Be Dangerous – At the time of this posting, Lange had been using the prescription opiate, Subutex, off and on for four years. Although heroin has the most evil reputation, all opiates work in the same manner. Heroin has the same effect as morphine. It is simply three times as potent in the body. Subutex is 25 times as potent as morphine. Declaring a war on heroin is similar to declaring a war on wine but not beer or liquor. When Lange went on Subutex it felt like, “[he] was flying, completely normal, and high too,” and “within a month, [his] life had turned from complete darkness to amazing light.” On Subutex, Lange was able to do The Howard Stern Show while simultaneously making his movie, Beer League. On Subutex he no longer had to lie about his behavior, he didn’t have to drive to Delaware, and the threat of accidental overdose virtually disappeared.

As a public defender I was always surprised how people did not think drugs should be legalized, but when their loved one was busted for drugs she or he was not a criminal. The same phenomenon occurred on The Howard Stern Show. No one clamored for Lange to be prosecuted. In Lange’s rarified showbiz world it was inconceivable to some of his peers that he could even be arrested. [Show co-host, Robin Quivers, "What's he going to go to jail for?" (1/6/09)] Lange supports legalization of all drugs. (12/1/08)

To learn the fascinating truth behind other myths surrounding drugs and sex read You Will Die: The Burden of Modern Taboos.

Sources:

  1. Robert Arthur, You Will Die: The Burden of Modern Taboos (2008).
  2. Gary Dell’Abate, The Howard Stern Show, Sirius XM Radio.
  3. Artie Lange, Too Fat to Fish (2008), pp. 264-265.

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One Response to “Howard Stern, Artie Lange, and Heroin Legalization”

  1. TK on April 25th, 2009 7:38 am

    WOW! Finally a voice of reason, thank you so much…I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to find your blog, but you’ve no idea how thrilled I am to be here, how gratifying to read an informed opinion from a person with obvious experience dealing with “criminals” caught up in our country’s fake “WAR ON DRUGS”.
    I say legalize ‘em all, like Artie said, lol. Seriously, why not? What about a little personal responsibility America? Hey, if people are gonna OD, they are gonna do it, legal or not. Let the morons take themselves out of society and save us a few bucks.
    I am still astounded that in the year 2009, my husband still has to hide his recreational use of marijuana; it’s not hidden from most people that matter to us, but to society in general. My husband, a 46 yr old man who’s had the same job at the same company for 24+ years, and has no criminal record has to hide like an outlaw to smoke a little weed, and yep I also indulge occasionally–CALL CPS! Sheesh, imagine the horror if the parents of our daughters friends found out! Honestly, at this point I could care less, but we do have to think of our daughter and the way her world works.
    No please, dont call CPS, lol, with the state our economy is in, we dont have any extra cash to pay to our county to get custody of our perfectly healthy, smart and socially acceptable daughter back from them.
    The “WAR ON DRUGS” is a joke, like so many other “wars” our government engages in, but honesly, how do CHANGE the situation?
    Thanks for reading my rant.

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