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Book I
About the Author ............................................................... 4
Forward .............................................................................. 5
Key ..................................................................................... 7
Contents ............................................................................ 9
Chapter 1 – Introduction:
The Burden
I. First Person: Give Me Some Skin ............................... 21
II. Aztec Sacrifice: Food for Thought ............................... 23
III. Definition of Taboo: Shut Up ..................................... 27
IV. Spitting: Days of Phlegm ............................................ 29
V. The Point: Taboos = Bad .............................................. 32
□ Cannibalism: My Nipples
Look Forward to Your Stomach ..................... 34
Chapter 2 – Nasal Mucus:
Still Picking
I. First Person: The Mucus In Me ................................... 37
II. What It Is: Booger, M.D. .............................................. 39
III. The Taboo: Grow Up ................................................... 40
IV. Its Origin: Hanky Panky ............................................ 42
V. Repercussions: Where Did My Septum Go? ............... 44
□ The Gang Bang Boogie ..................................... 46
VI. Summary: Final Blow ................................................ 48
Chapter 3 – Excrement:
America Doesn’t Know Shit
I. First Person: Doing It Wrong ........................................ 49
II. What It Is: Good Shit ................................................... 52
III. The Taboo: Potty Humor ............................................ 56
IV. Its Origin: Filthy Forefathers
A. Ancient Times: Gods of Poo ............................ 59
B. The Middle Ages: Mountains of Poo ................ 63
C. 1700 – 1900: Don’t Look at My Poo ................. 68
D. 20th Century: Don’t Even Say Poo ................... 73
V. Repercussions: Anal Retentive .................................. 74
A. Facilities: Lazy Shits ....................................... 75
B. Technique: Spread and Lift ............................ 78
C. Cleansing: Poo Butt......................................... 82
D. Holding It: Learn to Love Again ...................... 83
E. The Environment: Crapping on the Fish ........ 86
F. History: Hidden Turds ..................................... 88
□ Ye Gods!: Mozart’s Muck ......................... 90
VI. Summary: Wiping Up ............................................... 92
Chapter 4 – Sex I:
What It Is: Sex is Good
I. First Person: A Sex Drive to Nowhere ......................... 93
II. Definition: Vagina Meet Penis ................................... 98
III. A Basic Human Need: Purity is Misery ..................... 99
IV. Women and Men Have Different Sex Drives:
Fucking to Love and Loving to Fuck ........................ 100
A. The Differences:
Fake Boobs and Fake Rolexes ....................... 102
□ Men on Porn for Women: Weary
Whacker Needs Nudie Time ................. 103
□ The Coolidge Effect: A Cock Story .......... 107
B. The Evidence:
Slutty Men Are Everywhere ........................... 109
V. Homosexuality is Biological:
Going Gay in the Uterus ......................................... 114
A. The Evidence: Quack, Quack .......................... 116
□ “Reparative Therapy”:
You Can’t Hustle a Hustler .................. 121
B. The Religious Argument: Stop Being Gay ...... 122
VI. Children are Sexual:
Hello, Puberty Starts Before Age 18 ........................ 125
□ Hype #1: Child Porn .............................. 131
□ Hype #2: Internet Predators ................... 133
Chapter 5 – Sex II:
The Taboo: Sex Is Bad ...................................... 137
I. Educational System:
Pre-Marital Sex Makes You Crazy ............................. 138
A. Arguments for Ignorance:
Keep ‘Em Dumb ............................................. 138
B. The Curriculum: Be Prepared to Die .............. 140
II. Censorship: Be Quiet
So They Don’t Figure It Out .................................... 144
III. Criminalization of Sex:
Happy Hookers, Happy Johns, & Mad Moralists ...... 146
□ Hype #3: AIDS ........................................ 150
□ Australia on Prostitution:
Human Rights Implications .................. 152
□ A Proud Prostitute:
I Was in Heaven .................................... 152
□ Hype #4: Sex Trafficking ......................... 154
□ A Proud Porn Star:
Fat, Old, and Ugly ................................. 154
Chapter 6 – Sex III:
Its Origin: Distorting Jesus
I. American Prude ........................................................ 155
II. Our Genetic Relatives: Sex Was Fun ....................... 156
III. Evolution: Help Me Raise This Thing ...................... 159
IV. Agriculture: Wives for Sale ..................................... 165
V. Ancient Rome: Here a Penis, There a Penis ............ 168
VI. Christianity: Turning Jesus into a Prude ............... 173
□ The Roman Sword: Why You’re
Probably A Christian .......................... 175
VII. The Middle Ages: Sex Is a Sin? Who Cares? ......... 182
A. Penitentials: Did You Come My Son? ........... 183
B. Medieval Names:
Starring John Fillecunt ................................ 184
C. The Priests: Stupid and Horny ...................... 185
IX. The Inquisition: Sex Is a Sin. Meet the Rack.
A. The Process: Torture Is Not Litigious ............. 189
B. The Punishment: Burn Or Go To Hell ........... 190
C. The Effect: Wretched Slavery ......................... 194
X. The Protestant Reformation: A Monk Wants Sex .... 195
A. Catholic Hypocrisy: Hot Papal Orgies ............ 196
B. Martin Luther: A Piece of Shit
Says Jesus Screwed ...................................... 200
C. John Calvin: Sourpuss .................................. 204
XI. Puritan America:
God Hates You. Don’t Have Sex. ............................. 206
Chapter 7 – Sex IV:
Its Origin: Distorting Science
I. Humanism: Happiness (Sex) on Earth ...................... 211
A. The Philosophy: Mind Your Business ........... 212
B. Science: How Come This
Wasn’t In The Bible? .................................... 214
II. Victorianism: Sex is Low Class
A. The New Middle Class: Rich and Lame .......... 216
B. Women as Asexual Victims:
Dumb but Not Slutty .................................... 217
C. Children as Asexual Victims:
Little Jonny Would Never Want Vagina ........ 220
III. The Jeremiads:
The Sky Is Falling! Lock Up the Sinners!
A. What It Is: A Freak Out! ................................. 225
B. Victorian Prostitution:
My Wife Doesn’t Suck ................................... 227
C. White Slavery: It’s 1910. Do You
Know Where Your Daughter Is? .................... 230
D. The Birth of the FBI:
Fighting Interstate Adultery .......................... 231
□ Hoover: Repressed G Man? .................... 235
E. The Saved Victims:
Leave Us the Hell Alone ................................. 236
Chapter 8 – Sex V:
Its End?: The Revolutions
I. The 1920s Sexual Revolution:
Women Get Their Sexy Back .................................. 241
II. 1930s – 1950s:
Toothbrushes and Commies ................................... 245
III. The 1960s Sexual Revolution:
Sexual Healing......................................................... 248
A. The Courts: Oh Yeah, That Constitution ...... 248
B. Beats and Hippies: Getting A Peace .............. 252
□ Filthy Speech Movement:
Fuck You ................................... 257
C. Helen Gurley Brown:
Look Ma, I Had Sex & Didn’t Die ................. 258
D. Masturbation: Manual Transmission ............ 260
1. Philip Roth: The Firing Wad ................ 260
2. Betty Dodson: All Hell
Broke Loose in Her Pants ................... 263
E. The Media: Spreading the Word
For Gay Tittie Bars ....................................... 265
F. Openness: One Shining Moment ................. 268
IV. The Backlash: AIDS Hysteria Is a
Great Rallying Cry
A. The Empire Tries to Strike Back
Against Facts ............................................... 273
B. The Collapse of the Left:
Killer Hippies ............................................... 275
C. Skewed Stats: When I Was a Boy
All We Did Was Chew Gum. Stop Lying. ...... 278
D. AIDS: I Don’t Have It.
Do You? [Laughter] ...................................... 282
E. God Tells Bush to Stop Fishing
And Run for President ................................. 287
Chapter 9 – Sex VI: Repercussions:
The Government Wants Your Sex .................. 291
I. Government: Prudes Gone Wild
A. Hypocrisy: I Can Have Sexual Fun,
But You Can’t So I Can Get Your
Grandma’s Vote ........................................... 292
B. Lies: Breaking One of the Ten
Commandments for Something
Jesus Didn’t Care About ............................. 295
C. Distraction: Stopping Perverts Is the
Most Important Issue in the Universe ........ 297
D. Kill All Child Molesters:
Why Civil Liberties Are Important ............... 300
E. Monetary Cost: Jail ‘Em All. Why Are
My Taxes So High? ...................................... 302
□ Busting Hos Is Fun Son:
The Law Enforcement Angle .............. 303
II. Ignorance: Is Dumb
A. Distortion of Sex Ed: No Birds and
the Bees, More Abortions and STDs ............ 304
□ We’re #1 in Gonorrhea:
Morality Over Reality ......................... 306
B. Distortion of Scholarship:
Men Really Are Assholes ............................. 306
□ Sexual Politics by T .............................. 309
□ G Spotting: In the Ass .......................... 310
C. Distortion of Art: Jesus’ Penis ...................... 311
D. Distortion of Teaching:
G Rated Learning Is Boring ......................... 312
E. Distortion of Reality: Maybe Our
Culture Is the One That Sucks .................... 314
□ Grow Up: Clinton’s Impeachment
Was About Sex..................................... 315
III. Unhealthy Sexual Attitudes (U.S.A.) ..................... 317
A. Shame: My Tinky is Dinky ........................... 318
B. Overemphasis: Relax, It’s Just Sex .............. 319
IV. Sexual Deprivation: The Right to Have Sex
with A Hot Person
A. High T Males: Blue Balls and Violence ........ 321
□ Horny?: Natural Ways
to Lower Male T Levels ....................... 323
B. High T Females: The Government
Won’t Let You Make Money Lying Down ..... 324
□ Death of a Virgin: The Moral
Argument for Prostitution .................. 325
□ Brave Workers: It’s Criminalized
to Protect Them? ................................ 326
□ Catching Consensual Sex
Criminals: Well, What’s On
Your Mind, Big Guy? .......................... 327
C. Bad Sex: You’re Missing Out ........................ 329
V. Sex Summary: Wrap It Up ...................................... 330
Chapter 10 – Drugs I:
What They Are: Underrated
I. First Person: I Was a Schmuck ................................. 335
II. What They Are: They Are What
The Government Says They Are ............................. 341
□ Types of Recreational Drugs:
High, Low, or Whoa ............................ 342
III. You Can’t Handle Them: Drugs Are Addictive
A. Freebasing Caffeine:
Administration vs. Substance ..................... 343
□ Drugs’ Addictiveness:
How Bad Do You Want It? ................. 345
□ Methods of Administration:
How Hard It Hits ............................... 346
B. Avoiding Physical Addiction: Simple ........... 349
□ When Can I Get High Again?:
Half Lives .......................................... 350
□ Is Physical Addiction that Bad?:
Ask a Coffee Drinker ......................... 351
C. Sports Fans Are Addicted to Sports:
“Psychological Addiction” Silliness ............. 352
IV. You Will Die: Drugs Kill ....................................... 354
□ Instant Enslavement?: Please ............. 355
□ Fat and Dead: Fatalities ...................... 356
□ Heroin Shots ....................................... 358
□ Declaring a War on Stairs:
What Kills .......................................... 360
V. You Will Die Slowly: Drugs Are Unhealthy ............ 362
A. Government Interference Is Dangerous:
Criminalized Water Would Be Unhealthy .... 362
B. Functional Alcoholic vs. Junkie:
A Matter of Price .......................................... 363
□ Inflated Prices: Veins of Gold ............... 364
C. Shining Happy Drug Users:
The Invisible Majority .................................. 365
□ High On Success:
Drug Users Who Overachieved .......... 367
VI. You Will Kill Me:
Drugs Make You Do Bad Things
A. The Drug Made Me Do It: Stop Lying ............ 371
B. Rebels & Sensation Seekers:
Motorcycles, Tattoos, and the Nickname
“Spike” Cause Crime .................................... 373
VII. You Only Think You Are Having Fun:
Illegal Drugs Serve No Purpose .............................. 375
A. Meeting God:
Mind Expansion / Religious Reasons .......... 375
B. I Like You: Social Reasons ............................ 377
C. Ow!: Pain Tolerance ...................................... 379
D. Third Wind: Energy ....................................... 380
E. Don’t Worry, Be Happy: Relaxation ............... 381
F. A Whole New World: Creativity ....................... 382
G. F The Man: Rebellion .................................... 387
H. Custom: Culture ........................................... 389
I. It Does the Body Good:
Health Reasons ............................................ 389
J. Drugs Make Life Fun: Pleasure ..................... 391
Are Missing Out .................................. 392
Chapter 11 – Drugs II: The Taboo:
You Just Don’t Know, You Asshole! ............... 395
I. The Unsettling Nature: You Just Don’t Know,
You Government Tool! ............................................. 395
II. The Ignorance: You Just Don’t Know,
You Government Tool!
A. “Flowers of Destruction”:
The Objective Media ..................................... 397
□ That’s Nutty: Ecstasy vs. Peanuts ......... 401
□ Pardon Me, But That’s Bullshit:
Some Honest Voices ........................... 406
B. They Must Suffer: The Subjective Media ....... 406
□ Living on the Edge:
Heroin vs. Motorcycles ....................... 407
Chapter 12 – Drugs III: Its Origin:
Racism, Lies, & Cruel Selfish Bureaucrats
I. From the Beginning: Getting High In the Cave ........ 411
II. Lying About the Bible Again:
The War on John Barleycorn .................................. 413
III. The First Drug War: Prohibition .............................. 416
IV. Wright Was Wrong: A Drunk
Plays the U.S. and the World .................................. 421
□ White Powder:
Racism behind Drug Laws ................... 424
V. The Hoover of Drugs: A Bald Snake
Disregards the Constitution for 30 Years ................ 425
A. Criminalizing Stuff is Fun: Marijuana ................ 426
□ No Bud for Rosebud:
The Marihuana Conspiracy ................. 430
B. Anslinger Has No Clothes
But He Is Still Emperor ...................................... 430
VI. Lock Up The Disrespectful Brats:
Nixon Was a Tough Guy .......................................... 434
VII. Carter Tries ............................................................ 437
VIII. Reagan and Crack Incite Panic ............................. 438
A. You Look Suspicious, Give Me
All Your Money: Forfeiture ............................ 438
B. Prohibition Creates Crack:
The Media Creates a Monster ....................... 439
IX. Reagan and Bush Get Their War On:
And Lose
A. Declaring War on the Coca Plant ................... 442
B. Daily 9/11s: Columbia .................................. 443
C. A Boxed Head and a Cardinal Dead:
Mexico .......................................................... 449
X. The Land of the Free
Pisses on Other Countries ...................................... 451
□ Oh Shut Up: Drug Czar’s
Henchman Get Cocky ......................... 453
XI. The War Continues: Stay the Stupid Course ......... 455
□ Radical Nutballs?: Supporters
of Drug Decriminalization ................... 458
Chapter 13 – Drugs IV: Repercussions:
Maybe When It’s Your Daughter
You’ll Give a Shit ............................................. 461
I. Do The Crime, Do The Time ... Bitch!:
The Land of Liberty? ................................................ 461
□ Calling A Spade a Spade:
Who Is Responsible .............................. 462
□ Freedom Isn’t Free: Drug War &
U.S. Prison Population ......................... 464
□ Crime & Punishment:
The Power of Taboo .............................. 464
II. What Constitution?: Civil Rights ............................. 465
A. Chip, Chip, Chip, Gone:
Judicial Interpretation .................................. 465
B. Snitch Justice ............................................... 466
C. But The Good Guys Play by the Rules:
Please ............................................................ 468
□ Rolling Back the Clock to 1250 A.D.:
Liberty and Fighting Evil ..................... 469
III. It’s Not My Rich White Ass:
Classism & Racism ................................................. 470
IV. Fat White Senators Do Not Scare Them:
Generation G (For Gangster) .................................. 472
V. The Drug Didn’t Do This To Sally:
The Government Did
A. Don’t Put Me in Jail
Because Prohibition Killed Suzie ................. 475
□ Highway Safety ..................................... 476
B. Don’t Put Me in Jail
Because Prohibition Ruined Suzie’s Life ...... 477
VI. My Government Has Fallen
and Can’t Get Up
A. Bush Got High. Why Can’t I?:
Hypocrisy ..................................................... 479
B. Why They Hate Us:
The DEA Pisses On The Whole World ........... 482
C. Tax Addiction Is A Moral Issue:
Bloated Bureaucracy .................................... 483
D. Corruption Is A Third World Thing:
Wrong ........................................................... 484
VII. Slandering the Real Land of the Free ................... 486
VIII. The Killer App:
A Cash Cow to Criminals Everywhere .................... 490
□ The Money Train:
Organizations Financed Primarily
by Drug’s Prohibition ......................... 492
□ 9/11: The Drug War Hits Home ........... 493
IX. Mission Impossible:
Fine, Don’t Cut and Run, You Idiot
A. If They Say We Are Winning,
They Are Talking Out of Their Ass ............... 494
□ Yeah Thanks:
Drug Addicted Americans .................. 495
B. Economics 101:
We Will Never Win, (Sorry Suzie) ................. 496
□ It’s Snowing Money:
Cocaine Economics ............................ 497
C. Common Sense ............................................ 497
□ Getting High Legally:
In Grandma’s Garden ........................ 499
D. What If We Stop Being Pussies? ................... 501
X. Drugs Are Fun:
Why Must Everyone Be Square? ............................ 502
XI. Summary ............................................................... 504
Appendixes
I. Time Line .................................................................. 509
II. Critical Thinking ...................................................... 511
III. Great Philanderers:
20th Century World Leaders ............................... 515
IV. Great Philanderers:
American Presidents ........................................... 519
V. Hand Balling ............................................................ 535
Purchasing Information .............................................. 540
Book II
(not yet published)
Race
Religion
Death
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